Woman.CSS

This is a joke we made with a friend some years ago, really geek:

head
{

color: red, blonde;
size: normal;

}
body
{

left: yes;
right: yes;
height: between 1,70 and 1,80;
background-color: white, black, yellow;
style: model, playmate;
top: 120 cm.;
bottom: 90 cm.;
pause-before: never!;
vertical-align: if possible;
pause-after: always;
position: always on top;
orphans: none;
direction: down;
marks: none;
speak: disable;
widows: of course;
play-during: always;

}

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